When Wallingford residents walk their dogs, their dogs poop, they bag their poop, and then put it in our garbage can. This is not okay.
When our toaster is 2 centimeters too small for all normal slices of bread. So you put it in vertically and it toasts one half but then you flip it over to toast the rest and it burns the center. The center is the best part and that makes me hate our toaster.
There are bigger fish frying in the world though.
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Just come use our toaster. Duh. We had a kick-ass toast party last night, actually. Shoulda been there.
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